January 2010
7 posts
iTablet 4Ever.
“If this fuckin’ tablet doesn’t have a pressure-sensitive pen with it I’ll be so sad I’ll chop off one of my balls. If it does have one I’ll be so happy I’ll eat someone else’s balls and gain the power of more balls.”
-Official Chip Zdarsky Statement on iWhatever.
The Fuckable Celebrities*
A couple of years ago my girlfriend and I revealed our “Fuck Lists” of celebrities we would like to diddle and get a relationship pass on. Not understanding the rules of the game I told her my list was Joan of Arc, Audrey Hepburn and The Sorceress of Castle Greyskull. Shrewdly, she picked the local weatherman, who she proceeded to fuck three days later.
Well played, my love.
(*My...
